Multiple Personalities in Humor

If you can't laugh at yourselves, who *can* you laugh at?


"We have multiple personality disorder and are very selfish. We're always looking out for number 4." jekandhyd via Twitter, 6/4/2009


What do you mean, I'm going out of my mind. I've already left!


If Batman & Robin were multiples:

Batman: Quick, Robin -- to the Batmobile!
Robin: The wha---Oh! Oh, yeah... Let's go!
Batman: Um, do you remember where we parked it?
Robin: Yeah, we par---Oh, holy guano, Batman. No.
Batman: *Sigh* You got cash for a taxi, Robin?
Robin: Sure! Um, oh, it's in my jeans. Sorry, Batman. Didn't realize--
Batman: Nevermind. Hey, Robin! Let's hit a cash machine and get some ice cream.
Robin: Oh, goodie! Goodie! Oh! Can I get sprinkles?


(take-off of an old Zoom joke:)

Angry: You must try to vent!
Front: I can't ever vent!
Angry: You must try to vent!
Front: I can't ever vent!
Angry: You must try to vent!
Front: I can't ever vent!
Protector: I'll try to vent!
Chorus: My hero!
Angry: Sure beats makin me come out and do it!


Singleton: It's horrible! It's unbearable! I just can't live with myself anymore!
Multiple: Well, we're not accepting any applications!

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